Computer jargon jubilation
by Gabriel, age 10
The apple was sour
When I bit into it
And full of bugs,
So instead I took a byte
From a delicious cookie.
The popular daemon took
A googol of years
To read all the hot mail
From his adoring fans in Java.
The macintosh leaked in four bits
Because something gave it a nibble
So the man consulted the Oracle,
Who recommended feeding his mouse to a python.
The girl on safari stopped dancing samba
To start to make a spam sandwich
Which she ate on the swing,
While her tomcat watched in deep envy.
Nature has dealt us a Trojan Horse
COVID 19 virus has us all
Locked down inside a worldwide web.